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howtodisappearx (5:23:32 PM): joshhhhhh
howtodisappearx (5:23:36 PM): i'm wondering
howtodisappearx (5:23:41 PM): what on earth compelled you
howtodisappearx (5:23:46 PM): to invite me to hang out with you
howtodisappearx (5:23:47 PM): <3
bla bla blashua (5:23:47 PM): to be friends with you
howtodisappearx (5:23:50 PM): yeah
bla bla blashua (5:23:50 PM): I don't know either

On Stinkabella

bla bla blashua (11:27:48 PM): What is wrong with her?
bla bla blashua (11:27:57 PM): What is she talking about?
bla bla blashua (11:28:02 PM): Why is she so weird
bla bla blashua (11:28:07 PM): These are the three main questions
bla bla blashua (11:28:11 PM): I have to ask myself
bla bla blashua (11:28:17 PM): everytime I come into contact with her

I'M ORIGIONAL

Sp33dofDarkxx (10:18:33 PM): just like how you wanted josh
Sp33dofDarkxx (10:18:38 PM): to go to chemistry
Sp33dofDarkxx (10:18:39 PM): and made him
Sp33dofDarkxx (10:18:42 PM): greedy ho
howtodisappearx (10:18:46 PM): ...
howtodisappearx (10:18:48 PM): good one
howtodisappearx (10:18:53 PM): you're so origional!
Sp33dofDarkxx (10:19:30 PM): so is your spelling

history lesson

ShiggetyThis (12:45:27 AM): MY DAD'S VERSION OF THE STORY
ShiggetyThis (12:45:35 AM): is that Jimmy Carter was a pussy
ShiggetyThis (12:45:49 AM): and then Reagan became president, and being a giant penis, he was able to free the hostages
ShiggetyThis (12:45:52 AM): or something like that

Isabella Rug

Sp33dofDarkxx (9:35:48 PM): i'll cook for you when we're all alone <3

bla bla blashua (9:36:13 PM): and Isabella has been killed and we use her skin as a rug
Sp33dofDarkxx (9:36:32 PM): married life sounds beautiful!
bla bla blashua (9:36:36 PM): <333

bla bla blashua (9:37:04 PM): I believe from the bottom of my heart that no marriages would fail if everyone had an isabella skin rug to wipe their feet on

~____~ T-T @_@

bla bla blashua (4:10:49 PM): I hate their nonsense faces
bla bla blashua (4:11:00 PM): "JOOSSSHHHH Y_L"
bla bla blashua (4:11:04 PM): "...oh"
bla bla blashua (4:11:11 PM): "%<O" bla bla blashua (4:11:21 PM): "...did you slam your face into the keyboard by accident?" bla bla blashua (4:11:31 PM): "NO I FEEL LIKE PICASSO!"

YOU GO CASSIE

ShiggetyThis (11:20:04 PM): I'ma badass
ShiggetyThis (11:20:05 PM): ;D
Sp33dofDarkxx (11:20:10 PM): ehehe ^^
Sp33dofDarkxx (11:20:13 PM): what a dick though
ShiggetyThis (11:20:22 PM): HIS DICK
ShiggetyThis (11:20:23 PM): SHOULD BE
ShiggetyThis (11:20:26 PM): IN MY BAD ASS
ShiggetyThis (11:20:27 PM): LOLOLOL
ShiggetyThis (11:20:28 PM): GET IT?

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HARLEQUIN FETUS

StudyBuggle (2:21:02 PM): IT'S DA THOUGHT DAT COUNTZ
StudyBuggle (2:21:03 PM): :*
Sp33dofDarkxx (2:21:05 PM): ALWAYS!
Sp33dofDarkxx (2:21:10 PM): I THOUGHT ABOUT NOT KILLING YOUR BABY
Sp33dofDarkxx (2:21:12 PM): IT COUNTS!
StudyBuggle (2:21:32 PM): MMHMMM
StudyBuggle (2:21:33 PM): <3
StudyBuggle (2:21:49 PM): I THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING LILLY'S BABY
StudyBuggle (2:21:51 PM): <3
StudyBuggle (2:21:55 PM): AND THEN I DID
StudyBuggle (2:21:56 PM): LOL



StudyBuggle (3:45:30 PM): isabella's ignoring meh D:<
Sp33dofDarkxx (3:46:03 PM): shes a slut D:<
Sp33dofDarkxx (3:46:06 PM): and shes postin :P
StudyBuggle (3:46:36 PM): oh
StudyBuggle (3:46:41 PM): she was "cleaning up her dogs pee"
StudyBuggle (3:46:44 PM): meaning
StudyBuggle (3:46:46 PM): diddling
StudyBuggle (3:46:46 PM): >:O
Sp33dofDarkxx (3:46:55 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sp33dofDarkxx (3:47:02 PM): no she did that for a while too <3
StudyBuggle (3:47:08 PM): diddle?
StudyBuggle (3:47:09 PM): >D:

EAT MY SNATCH

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie!

Opening Credits: Our Lawyers Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued- Fall Out Boy

IMMA REBEL!!!

Waking Up: Eight Days a Week- The Beatles
Ain't got nothing but love babe, eight days a week ;D

First Day At School: Sister Morphine- The Rolling Stones
YEAH!!213@!@1!

Falling In Love: Seven Days Without You- Teddy Geiger
ugh my face is so horrified.

Fight Song: God Moves Through You- Jason Mraz
Moses on my side...BITCH

Prom: Lonestar- Norah Jones
Ga da ba prom.

Life’s OK: #9 Dream- John Lennon

Mental Breakdown: Tomorrow Never Knows- The Beatles
oh dayum. That one's good.

Driving: Highway to Nowhere- Drake Bell
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA FORT MEYERS

Flashback: Everybody's Trying to be My Baby- The Beatles
Stop wiff teh bugs ;-;

Getting Back Together: Aeiou (and Sometimes Y)-Ebn Ozn
ew. ew. ew.

Birth of Child: New York Girls- Morning Wood
yes plz

Wedding: Young Love- Mystery Jets
<3

Final Battle: I am the Walrus- The Beatles
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH. SUCK IT.

Death Scene: Split Screen Sadness- John Mayer
gay.

Funeral Song: Peaceful Easy Feeling- The Eagles
awwww <3

End Credits: Home is Right Outside Your Window- Paper Rival

I cheated on the last few. If I saw the Beatles one more time I was going to barf.

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Snap Crackle Pop

Amish turned the page of Michael Crighton's Sphere. He loved the quiet evenings before the other boys got in from Quidditch practice, when he could just read in silence.